This is a stupid long rant about terrible, terribble looking byrgers.
Ok so recently my sibling showed me this DISGUSTING image of a burger and its just jesus fucking christ LOOK at this SLOP man WHO THE FUCK wants to eat THIS!?!?!?
Like I can not for the life of me tell what the FUCK is on it?! It just so Dubious...
Heres a picture of the burger CENSORED (thank god)
"Big Boss Time"
If you want you can see the shit show original website for this SLOP ("""Burger Time""" stupid ass name) Click Here:
Man how do you even eat it?! like i feel if you even touvhed it all of the ingredients are just gonna slide out. I fucking hate you buger time NOBODY wants to eat your stupid disgusting SLOP burgers!!!
ughh and the eay its like dripping its weird burger juices is so grooss bro. it looks weirdly gelatinous???
Also the review on that page just PISSES me off for some reason
"I love burgers, I never left a review for burger place. This is my first time I ever felt like leaving a review after having a burger. Must go place if you love burgers!!Best bun, best Pattie, best sauce and fresh salad! Perfect !!!! 10/5. :) " - Sr***n
Like HOLY SHIT stop GLAZING it CAN NOT BE THAT GOOD!!!???
Okay update I just looked at the actual description of it on the site and my god bro. bacon jam(wtf is that) and KIWI SAUCE??? and apparently all that shit on top of it is a bunch of fried onions which i do not believe....
also it is somehow 20 god damn dollars bro.
Ok Im gonna talk about some of the other foods on the "Burger Time" website
INCIDENT NUMBER TWO: "Fat Buffalo"
Ok this one is just more stupid than gross looking. heres a png of the FB
"Fat Buffalo"Link:
So the main burger seems alright but uhh... so like what the fuck are those. apparently they are jalapeno bites and mozzeralla sticks. but like why are they just on there man? they look like a fucking deep fried moai head lmao.
Literally the same picture.
Also its hard not to make this joke but ummm the second thing this reminded me of was the twin towers lol. Its probably not in good taste to make this joke it septermber though...
You know that revuiew that pissed me off, well for some reason they have that reveiw under every item on the menu, including things that are not burgers???
Also this is kinda unrelated but they have wings on the menu and one of the menu item names is... "Wing Dings"
Okay I think Im done ranting now. the only thing i have to say is just the otger random burgers on burger time just look generaly gross.
*mic drop