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JUN 2026
4/6/26: NEW! you can now click the news ticker in the home page to get a new random news headline, and I updated my Tumblr link, as well including my shiny new dogdog quote sideblog. they're not very good. AND AND AND added NEW PAGE!!! TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY!! AND ALSO COOL BUTTON AND STAMP I MADE TO HOME PAGE!!
1/6/26: New month!! changed up the 404 page, added a button to home, and working on other stuff.
(Hold on till) MAY 2026
31/5/26: Replaced the normal page links in home with cool icons with epic hover effects!! also did some misc home pages. ALSO. this is the LAST UPDATE OF MAY!!! yaya i guess.
30/5/26 Added pac man glitch divider with name gif!!!!!
29/5/26: More random ads, and button hover effects for site links in home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26/5/26: Updated Jnadvich to be Moldy and Fungus in the home page. mold and fungus. also removed the donut button in the process. And added an 'out of ___' thing to the news ticker so you can tell how many random news events there are.
25/5/26: Added the miniclock to home. this is a normal clock and not a countdown. Don't be nervous about the time. You have lots of time.
23/5/26: Added new stuff to home page!!! new text!!! uhh new ads!!!!!!!!!!! new blade!!!! whTever who cares. Later, i updated zending page yay!!!
21/5/26: Added Zending.html
19/5/26: Updated Judgement. :D: D:D:D :D
18/5/26: ADding stuff to VIRUS dot html :D
17/5/26: Updates.
14/5/26: SPACE BITCH!!!!! ITS FUCKING SPACE TIME!! HOME PAGE IS NOW SPACE!!!!
12/5/26: ADded butt on, and updated info thing to be actual info AND ADDED BUNNY!@@@@!!!!!!! BUNYY!!!!!!! :D :D :D
11/5/26: Added /Gougoug, and did some light updates to the home page :)
10/5/26: Renamed /ougoug to just /goug, and added the Goug popup to Goug. also added GET FUCKING FISH AND CHIPPED button to home :)
7/5/26: Added Ougoug... Also updated him later that day and added his Hands... ALSO ADDED NEW PIXEL!!
5/5/26: Added Jnadvich pixels to home page! :D
4/5/26: Added /birthday.
APR 2026
30/4/26: Added AGAIN&AGAIN&AGAIN&AGAIN&AGAIN.html , underneath the Last Workplace Accident thing on the home page. Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and also added blog page
28/4/26: CELEBRATION PAGE FOR 22,222 SITE VIEWS!!!!!! AAAA!!!
Updated the day hand position in the /Temperance clock to be relative to days waited since I added the countdown page, not how long its been since this year started. also added /Scared, and /Open. ALSO ADDED SOME BUTTONS FOR COOL SITES!!
26/4/26: Added blog_JALFHANGOUT.html
25/4/26: Added temperance.html
23/4/26: added the donut button in the jnadvich frame!! doh. Added Judgement
22/4/26: Added WoundIdentification.html , and updated VIRUS.html
21/4/26: Added Gunk, the fourth G of jnadvich.neocities.org, And the JNADISOL TESTER!!!! VISIT NOW!!! AND ADDED STRETCHY TEXT TO HOME PAGE FUCKKK
20/4/26: Added VIRUS.html
18/4/26: Added cheeseman to homepage, as well as link for WIP page DICEROOM. and a TON of random shit to home. :3
17/4/26: Added the Last Workplace Accident sign to the home page. This has no implications whatsoever. Hopefully I dont get reported to HR because of this,,Cat mario. cat mario. cat mario. cat mario. cat mario, cat mario
16/4/26: Added hvcivdanj, not to be confused with chivjnad.
15/4/26: Added the Bus Stop.(wip), and the computer page (also wip)
10/4/26: fixed issues, added the Gootmap, and made updates to the Starmap, And added the Goot Hole (sound familiar?)
8/4/26: added spilt, and the humour page, and the juice page.
7/4/26: added iwantoplaygod page.
!!! Added IAMJNADVICH page between the home page and the chivjnad entranve page. thank you all for cooperating. I'll update the map tomorrow.
6/4/26: added shrimptown, and 3 more ads that can appear on home page.
5/4/26: added music taste page, and added ad to home page.
4/4/26: ADSDED COOL BLOG POST, ADDED TEXT TO MAP, ANBD UPDATED MAP TO BE CXORECT, AND ADDED GUMPSUN PAGE AND ADDED fish page.!!!! YAYYYY!
3/4/26: Added the first page to pandoras gate! hint: the code is deep in the Gump.
2/4/26: Added gumpdesert, home to the oh so sandy one... :) added Pandoras Gate. and also gump time
MAR 2026
31/3/26: added likeyours page. its april fools tomorrow! stay tuned... also its like 1am as i write this
ADDED MAP ROOM!!! :).
Updated HTML Jimmys page, and added cma.html
ADDED JV1CH-77!! MY GREATEST CREATION!! also updated/renoved some news text from home
30/3/26: Added the crew page.
29/3/26 -implemented slopey!! :) also added HYPER™ LOSER.html
24/3/26: added back recent pagees box in home after removing it for short while. added iamyou.html
23/3/26 4AM: -Added MYSELF
22/3/26: Added Sapphire.html.
21/3/26:: added Gump birdhouse, aswell as like 20 new things for the news ticker. also the Welcome marquee is randomly worling again after not working for a while. cool. ill ipdate the map later.
19/3/26: -added gumpsinner, which is NOT in the gump hole. suprisingly. and added the prophecy to Goot. added ???
18/3/26: -added goot, and Chivjnad's house. really dont wanna have to associate with that weirdo but it has to be done. :/
17/3/26: -added the SOUL page, aswell as the unfinished horse page with 2 pages connecting to that. also added a few misc changes to home page
9/3/26: added scog.
7/3/26: updated the TAP and added two connecting pages to it.
FEB 2026
27/2/26: ADDED NINE NEW PAGES!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! somwehting somehtinbg waffle, floop, OMG, four, moojn, tetris results, world, and two others FINMD THEM! -Added depth button to home.
25/2/26: added the truck page!! its connected to the depths page...,, ok fine u get one free direct link here:-added frog to descendant. -added epic photo to home
24/2/26: added THREE new pages!!!!! wow. somehting somwthing academy something something forest something something yurkey
added recently added pages section in home
23/2/26: ADDED THE GLOB PAGE VISITE NOW ITS AT BOTTOM OF BAZOOKA BOY PAGE!!!
19/2/26: -added one new apge!!!!fi8jd it,, (hint: its realated to mr gump,,)
18/2/26: -added TWO pages down the gump hole. something something tetrominoes something something the depths
11/2/26: -Added tghe /Gumpshop :) you know where,
7/2/26: -Added site map
-Added /GUMPASCENDANT, accessible through the Gump Hole.
6/2/26: -Updated frame gif to be more green in home page
-turned site profile and site profile comments back on, don't know why it was off before.
-Added blinkie
-Added "Blog Posts" section and added link to /batteryacidspaghetti
-Removed line breaks
5/2/26: -ADDED /GUMPFLESH AND /GUMPCURSED, accessible through the Gump Hole.
-Added line breaks and links for playlist in home page.
-Fixed back buttons in old home going to new home
-Added custom scroll bar
4/2/26: Made updated home page public. added link to new gump page. (New Gump content coming soon)
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BREAKING NEWS
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ITS TIME FOR ASS
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I know its over still i cling on.


AYE IM FUCKIN WALKIN HERE!!!
SOMEBODY
KILL ME!!!!
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Name: Jnardvich the geen
Full legal name: Jnad Jnady Bofa Vichington the 7th
Sexuality: Gay slur
favrotie deinrk::: mosnter;
Favorite Colour: Lime And Magenta
favoeite hobbiess:html,, video gamesg, drinking monster, yummy treats, being normal, bloodletting,
uhh ohter stuff i am 16 and very ""cool"" and """epic"""!!!!
favorite snack: skittles #tastetherainbow
This site is just for making stupid ass webpages for fun.
HAI!!!! I AM JNADVICH!!! I created this site to make stupid dumb Web pages for fun!! uhhh I'm 16, I like HTML, Dirnking monster energy, The Binding Of Isaac, ect. I also very much like the colours Lime and Magenta as you can so clearly tell. I hope you enjoy the 100+ shitty pages on JnadVich dot neocities dot org. I AM THE ONE TRUE JNAD.
Also I'm a huge faggotttt
Any Other Information you need to know about me can probably be peiced together by the pages i make idfk.
The OFFICIAL jnadvich neocities Hash Tag is #GumperNation
YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT
Idfk i'm 16 and a fag.
PERCENTAGE OF NEOCITIES STORAGE USED: 20%
When the bar fills, may god have mercy on our souls.
I'M A BURDEN ON THIS WORLD.
I'M SO FUCKING UNLOVABLE.
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SO SO SO UNPLEASANT
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